Shrine To The Sacred Boot ROM
Behold the wondrous Novell NetWare Boot ROM.
Members of the Cult of the Sacred Boot ROM behold, in amazement, the awesome power and grace of The Boot ROM. Here is the only authorized image of The Boot ROM in its natural, pristine, state. Still enshrouded by the Holy Shrink Wrap and the Bar-code of Knowledge, we can but wonder at the true glory that is Boot ROM. Please feel free to reproduce this photograph and incorporate it into your hourly prayer services.
The discovery of the ancient Boot ROM has long been a sign to True Believers that the End Time is near and close upon us. A sign that true atonement for our sins against the Holiest of ROMs is our only salvation from destruction and everlasting torment at the whims of, and boundless mercy and love that is, The Sacred Boot ROM.
Brother and High Reverend Scholar of the Order of the Sacred Boot ROM, Ebcideceous Holleritheous ( know to the material world as Bill Fedderman ) has obtained the following artists conception of the irradiant glory which one might experience by viewing the Sacred Boot ROM directly. As we all know, this will only be possible by Its Infinite Grace at the ending of the world. Until then, we may use the following image as a material foreshadow of the glory that True Believers will behold on that final, and wondrous day.
Though do not worship this image, as it is only a man made presupposition of Its True Magnificence, and using it in worship would be idolatry against the One and True Boot ROM.
The Known Dogma
In was on December 18th of the mundane year 2000 in the passing world's calendar, that the One True Novell NetWare Boot ROM was discovered. Upon touching it, then a mortal being of human flesh named Robert Charles Mahar, did begin the Divine Infusion Of Knowledge and thereby was transmogrified into He Who Speaks for The Sacred Boot ROM, or The Bob, as true believers are graciously permitted to utter.
Upon regaining his consciousness after the transmorgrification, He Who Was Transmogrified, The Bob, our Leader on Earth, started to recount, enumerate, and otherwise spread The Known Dogma to his colleagues. It is these few, those who were fortunate enough to receive the first fruits of The Divine Infusion Of Knowledge, who began the spread of The Known Dogma to the masses.
Behold the Truths of The Divine Infusion Of Knowledge of which one man may pass to another that encompasses The Known Dogma , which are the truths which can be perceived by man, and yet are but a fraction of the truths revealed to The Bob during The Divine Infusion Of Knowledge.
The First Truth
Behold the First Truth, revealed to The Bob at the time of his Transmogrification by the Holiest, True, and Sacred Novell NetWare Boot ROM which is that there is but one Holiest, True, and Sacred Novell NetWare Boot ROM which has revealed Sacred Truths, by the Mystery of the Great Transmogrification, to The Bob, ordained and predetermined by an act of Divine Will for all time as He Who Speaks for The Sacred Boot ROM.
The Second Truth
Behold the Second Truth, revealed to The Bob at the time of his Transmoogrification by the Holiest, True, and Sacred Novell NetWare Boot ROM which is that He Who Speaks for The Sacred Boot ROM shall be the one and only one who speaks for the Sacred Boot ROM and that all else who claim to do so are beguilers, witches, or insaine and must be ignored at the risk of incurring The Wrath of the Sacred Boot ROM.
The Third Truth
Behold the Third Truth, revealed to The Bob at the time of his Transmogrification by the Holiest, True, and Sacred Novell NetWare Boot ROM which is that He Who Speaks for The Sacred Boot ROM shall be the uncontroverted Master and Ruler of Earth until the end time as foretold by The Sacred Signs of The End Time.
The Fourth Truth
Behold the Fourth and Final Truth, revealed to The Bob at the time of his Transmogrification by the Holiest, True, and Sacred Novell NetWare Boot ROM which is that These Truths shall be believed and practiced by True Believers, abiding by the Will of The Bob and by all that he sayeth or speaketh, which is the Will of the Divine Boot ROM on Earth. All others shall perish at the Whims of the Divine Boot ROM.
Coming Soon... The Complete Teachings of The Bob, the Transmogrified One, He Who Speaks for The Sacred Boot ROM, which encompasses the true meanings of all this is necessary to understand and perceive as a True Believer.
|Last Modified 10-28-2000||